haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
I just beer bonged a sparks. You better get your ass over here because no one is on my level yet
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
Both the cop and the paramedic were hitting on me while I was on the ambulance. My boob fell out and they just about had full on erections right there. They Came back two hours later to sign my cast with their phone numbers. #stillhotwhilebleeding
Hiding the dark circles under my eyes this morning was like trying to hide a Beached Whale on the Couch eating Pita chips.
Sailor Jerry came over for the evening. It was a magical evening. I didn't even get puke in the house.
We celebrated our relationship by shotgunning beers on his lawn in our underwear. I may have to marry this man...
Come over. And we'll put iced coffee in the bong.
I wish I were single again so I could actually have sex.
Like you haven't hit rock bottom until you have had to throw your own turd out a window
I have chicken nuggets, lube and brand new batteries, he can stay at work charting all weekend for all I care, I'm set.
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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