My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
He introduced himself to me as "the gayest gay who ever gayed." I like him already.
i think i made a good impression on his friends wen i survived 55 cup beer pong
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I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
So getting drunk in honor of the bomb threat is legit right?
Stop touching yourself.
Wtf!?!?!?! Did you install a camera???
Everyone is like kids first day of school and I'm over here like I need to stop sleeping with random
You're never the same once you're dry humped on the frat house floor
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I was planning out a scrapbook to memorialize my affair.......and that's when it hit me, I don't make good choices. On the upside, the scrap book came out great and I am glad I saved all the gate passes from the airport.
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
My last memory of last night was being in a laundry room doing blow and admiring a washer and dryer... I think that's the earmark of old age
Oh? And how would you explain this to your kids?
"Well pumpkin, when mommies and daddies have loved each other so much for a really long time, sometimes they trade off with other mommies and daddies"
It still amazes me Mike had to have neck surgery after eating me out so much.
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