so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
legit been throwing up since 7am. told my parents the two bowls of puke in my dorm were soup
he just kept repeating that I have nice areolas
I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
but then i turned into a human whiteboard because i thought it was a good idea to bring out markers
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
$100 bras are my way of telling my boobs that I love and appreciate them, and all the metaphorical doors they have opened for me.
Dude. That is just waaaay to much random to process after that tequila battle.
I found my hair extensions. They were in my hamper.
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
I smoked then listened to a voicemail from my mom...I ended up yelling at my phone cause she wasn't answering me. Forgot it was a recording.
I turn into such a nice and loving person when I take Vicodin
I ordered from the drive thru as i was peeing on the menu
At least he uses his lack of impulse control for chaotic good instead of chaotic evil
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