Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
Just woke up in a hotel next to a 38 year old mom who's married... I think Spring Break has started
I wonder what my nutrition professor is going to think when I have to put 21 keystone lights, a bottle of merlot wine, and 5 rum and cokes and 4 shots of tequila on my dietary analysis
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if I could send you my dick right now I would. that's how good of a friend I am.
i wish i had a super power and that that super power was shooting out mdma from my fingertips or something
its official: beach shits are the exact same as mountain shits
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
I almost spit out my drink. But only almost, because it was vodka. And you don't spit out vodka.
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I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
She'll feel so accomplished if she finally gets to bang me.
I apparently asked the cab driver to show us his dick and then he showed me a picture of his girlfriend
Dude. Got a sore throat. Don't know if it's because my body is rejecting Michigan or cause of the bad ass blow job I gave last night
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
It's nice doing the walk of shame at 530 am, the birds are chirping, campus is empty, and it's dark so noone can see who the Fuck you are
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