Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
i got last night's adventure to take the garbage out when he was leaving. my vagina is THAT good.
It was literally the size of a half eaten tic tac.
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.
mom just asked if we are going to need more kaluha as she pulls 5 out of the cupboard. this xmas might kill me
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
I have no idea what's going on.... I just want to wear my horse sweatshirt and drink vodka.
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
An orgasm and grocery shopping is the appropriate start to every Monday.
You know you're stoned when you tell your dog you're stoned only to realise he's not in the pickup
That has got to be a joke. No human eats that much grass and lives to tell the tale.
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