somehow in between the body shots the bong hits and trying to convince the 7-11 lady to let me fill up my vodka bottle with cherry slurpee. i misplaced my car.
No touching my privates on the ride to school. Pinky swear.
He thanked me for being "his little blond pogo stick last night". Good thing?
dude you cant keep breaking into my house just to raid my fridge.. especially at 3AM.
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
Oh you know same old same old. just eating pizza after faking extreme night terrors to get a one night stand to leave my apartment
I was expecting it to be of the "I am your vagina's reckoning" caliber.
We were on the ground in Tampa for 55 hours and we drank for 30 of them.
We won Spring Training 2013.
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
I was on all fours trying to empty the bowl we smoked into the sewer when your neighbor came out, but besides that it went smoothly
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
i got a dick pic last night and the mother fucker had a Jesus picture in the background.
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
It was a crazy night: tears were shed, blood was spewed, and bottles were emptied.
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