Like all of my pajamas are shirts of guys I shacked with in college
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
remind me to tell you what i found stuck to me this morning
Clothes are such an inconvenience.
I heard a loud ass thump and then I saw both dogs coming around the corner.... Without him. I went to check out what happened and the dogs apparently pulled him down onto his face, knocking him out.
All I had with a note saying that my shoes are in the ceiling and good luck.
My catholic guilt is strong, but the alcohol is stronger.
Remind me in the future that chugging dog codeine is not the best idea.
What happened to the good old days when we whispered the words beer pong and people came running?
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
He pulled out a coupon for $2.50 off the crab cakes and expected us to share that as a meal. Is that the kind of person you really see me dating?
Can you tell dad to stop liking and sharing porn on FB again?
I'll say this one last time. You are TWENTY FIVE YEARS OLD. You are not going to die alone and this is not the twilight of your life. Stop taking shrooms on your period!!!!
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
I'm eating pizza in the bathtub
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