you are the weird ass hat to my lady gaga
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
I just learned you can mail a coconut. I'll be over in 3 days with the rum.
This is so pathetic it makes me miss snorting lines alone in my room listening to 'one more drink'.
I still cannot believe I yelled at every guy at the bar "you wanna get in this clam?!"
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
Sleeping in a car was not on my list of plans for the night.
You might have been able to redeem yourself had you not referred to grandma as "this bitch".
That explains the hand print on my face. That old lady knows how to throw a punch.
you can't let guys come on your chest and then hog my blanket
im single, its not even nine am on Valentine's day and I've already gotten laid. suck it relationships
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
I miss my bedroom and my bed and being able to spray myself with my choice of 15 different perfumes so I don't have to wake up to the smell of my past sins
What happened lastnight it looks like I had sex with edward scissor hands....my back is so messed up
my bad i broke a mirror over your back
When have you ever know me to go too far?
Besides the alcoholism, the HR issues, and getting fired from Best Buy for tackling a display?
Yeah. Besides those.
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