Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
the guy in front of me just bought a pound of bacon, a bouquet, and a case of budlight, i want to see THAT makeup sex
They're making scrambled eggs at 2 in the morning... with rum
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
I'm pretty sure they changed the plants at the grocery store because of us
I think winning the long island race means you lose at life
Dude. I knoww what ur thinking. Yes, your hand hurts. It's because you fell through a window. If and when you wake up, go to the hospital.
I'm sure you're still partially crippled from thar blow job on Saturday, so I understand it's probably difficult to text.
Sex with you deserves a trophy and a day of remembrance in honor of it.
I'm in the line at Chipotle thinking: "What combo will best prepare my body for the open bar I'm going to subject it to tonight?"
My apologies. I'll try not to let my dick interfere with official work duties in the future.
Slap a cop in the butt for a felony charge. Check.
Can now check off "Start bar fight with my dad." on my bucket list.
This guy knew what he was doing. Most guys can't find the spot even if it shot off a flare and played a kazoo.
11:30pm - Shots together. 12:15pm Shots together. 12:45pm Shots together. 9:30am Plan B's together.
Randomize
