We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
Just printed out my Plan B coupon at the library. Saving my own printer ink and paper as well as 10 dollars towards not being knocked up.
he's listed in a fb relationship with a girl born in 1993. i'm too drunk to do the math on that one, but i am sober enough to know that's illegal
Dubbing lion king over planet earth. That stoned.
they're like a gay fantastic four
You texted me 'I am the leopard prince', with a series of pictures of you posing in what seemed like cat poses. you were not "a little bit" drunk dude..
If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
No, not normal drunk. Wake up on a trampoline with a naked chick you've never seen before drunk. I think i missed my first trampoline sex...
We hotboxed his closet and accidentally lit some of his shirts on fire... do we have a fire extinguisher?
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
I woke up with chocolate melted between my tits. I'd say that's a win for all parties involved.
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
I have to lie to someone and move five gallons of fermenting alcohol across campus but after that i'll hit you up 4 sho
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
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