I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
My dora the explorer band aid does not cover up the shame i feel right now
Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
When my alarm went off, he rolled over and asked me: Bacon or dick? Yes, I will see him again.
So, your mugshot picture is behind the counter at B-Dubs, with the caption: "not allowed on premesis."
The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
I'm confident that their children would come out as 100% authentic rats
He was supposed to visit me tonight but he decided to stop in Tacoma so now I'm sitting on my bed naked eating oranges and candy corn while I watch Parks and Rec.
Now I have to hook up with him tomorrow DURING THE DAY.
So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
I stopped his blowjob to raise 3 fingers & whistle the hunger games tune to the people walking past the window
I just want to drink cheap wine and throw my bra at an aging singer songwriter
Getting a blow job while breaking up with my gf helps cope with the pain... Kinda weird her best friend is giving me the BJ
I have jury duty tomorrow
I almost deep fried my finger today and yet I think you are worse off than I am.
Don't do it. He's got a dick the size of a baseball bat. You don't want that commitment.
I have to. For the sake of science.
“before I show up tits a blazing, what’s the sexual temperature here?“
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