He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
I'm not going to blow you while you look at fish on the internet.
found out this morning via facebook that the guy i met last night has a wife and a baby and he took me to his apartment where he takes girls to cheat on his wife
i mean you met him at the daytona 500
Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
Mass texted booty calls to all the guys I've hooked up with this year to commemorate the end of the semester.
Just come back with most of your limbs...and your dick. Please and thank you
The barista asked if I wanted my drink wet or dry, but all that came to mind was farts. You have ruined me.
wow thanks for pushing me towards an older man
you gotta start somewhere if you're going to be a trophy wife
i puked in the 2nd best shower and the couple fucking in the 1st didnt even pause so you might wanna hold off on that for a while
If my neighbors have super loud sex again tonight, I'm going to leave a ball-gag and roll of duct tape in their mail slot.
I was trying to drink every time they said planned parenthood but my body isn't cut out for this.
He goes from zero to fucking up in 2.4 drinks. Like the sportscar of bad decision making.
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
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