He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
It's like trying to pry an octopus off you. Except the octopus speaks English and can get drunk.
He cooked me dinner. I showed my appreciation by showing up shithoused and breaking a bottle of steak sauce on his floor.
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I'm pretty sure you called me last night and screamed that she was force-feeding you a bagel.
We got to the party at eleven, and the host was already in the hospital from being stabbed. And she brought the stabber home with us when we left.
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
Okay! I've got my sketchbook, my purse, my coat, and a knife hidden in my cleavage. I'm ready for to meet my blind date~
My diabetic professor who apparently didn't eat anything all day keeps passing out. I gave him a joint. He's gonna be fine.
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Come make me food. I feel like if I go in the kitchen I will just get Gin.. and pass out in there.
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
No gifts needed, but if you have fireworks or weed that'd be good.
getting busted for public urination is like, a step above j-walking. you'll be fine
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
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