It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
Apparently when you order 'bottomless fries' at red robin that doesnt mean you can go around to every table and eat all the fries you want off other peoples plates.
i think guys can sense when i'm not wearing underwear
So I'm cool with the whole break up, but it sure is a shame we didn't get to use those handcuffs.
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
Too lazy to get out of my bed thats 2 feet away from you. Are you sure youre alright?
I just woke up to three voicemails from you. In the first one you just straight laughed for 3 minutes. In the second you did bird calls. In the third you were hysterically crying. Have fun last night?
I wanna throw up and cum in that order
She's beautiful tan and skinny she will make me hate myself and that's what I need in a friend right now
Just set up my first threesome: a rapper and a Marine. Pretty sure at least 80% of girls in America hate me right now.
You proceeded to get into a playground school bus and yell "all aboard to Margaritaville!"
How long until you're healed?
Physically? A week or so. Emotionally? The scars of dislocating my knee at a frat and flashing my panties to the whole crowd wi never heal.
Its official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
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