Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
i told my doctor i had 3 partners and one unprotected.. shes a cute little indian lady i couldnt break her heart
I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
believe me... letting the man that delivered you from your mother's vagina do shots off your stomach is really fucking awkward.
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
You just handed me your ATM card and wrote your PIN number on a dollar bill and said "for bail money."
Like fighting the continuous urge to sing Neil diamond "coming to America" kinda fucked up right now
the upside of dating someone over 21: he can buy me a pregnancy test AND a bottle of wine when he goes to cvs for me
Oh my goodness please please please my inner slut needs some pampering, shes getting rusty and nothings worse than a rusty slut
I think mark twain said that originally
Who showers for four hours?!
It was like a tropical nap.
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
I make him buy me all the extremely expensive high end Mac cosmetics I desire. Wear it then let him cum on my face. I am fucking glamorous.
Just a suggestion, don't apricot scrub your vagina.
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
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