Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
ps i may or may not be wearing a sequined bra
you used to get mad at me for mentioning 'unprotected sex' and happenings in my bed
well yeah, but then i realized the wisdom of your ways.
Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
dude. she was texting with her nipple. I love touch screen phones!
The mystery has been solved. Seagulls have sex doggy-style.
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
remember that response paper i wrote naked, at 745am still drunk with a naked dude in my bed? yeah, totally got an a- on that. and he loved my insight.
I made him go down on me for 40 mins then pretended to pass out. I swear, I'm like a boy.
Dude. This guy has a ketchup bottle full of jello shots. Best. Thing. Ever.
the potatoes in the margarita machine wasn't the breaking point. its when he turned on the stove and put a bunch of bottle rockets on it that i knew the night had prematurely failed
i'm in that phase where i'll swallow anything except food
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
Your the only person I know that needed stiches after a Monday morning conference call. How are you in your 20s? How
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