fuck, i never want to drink again I drunk dialed matt last night and broke up with him the second night in a row. FUCK QUADFEST
Well for starters i'm drinking vodka out of a bell pepper.
i'm going to be one of those im-wearing-a-shirt-as-a-dress girls today. dont make fun of me, i need laid
"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
I almost puked on my graduation application. perfect.
Called Jeff last night and told him I wanted to have sex in the airport terminal. Blackout Brooke definitely came out last night.
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
I think I've just evolved into some kind of vodka fueled monster
I think that's the first time Navy dress blues and a Ninja Turtles onesie have been involved in the same makeout.
Our relationship needs a sober moment
I'll call you when that happens
I'm still a bit day drunk and decided to go for a run. You may get a snapchat of me vomiting soon
Throwing up while listening to NPR because I’m trying to adult through this hangover
I have more important things to worry about than you drowning your cheerios in tequila.
Last night you broke a mirror, and then rolled around in the glass shards. Miraculously, there's not a scratch on you...
When are you getting back?
Well google maps doesn't have an estimated time for crawling... Could be days
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