ive been sending my husband naked pics of my whole body from my phone..its a work phone. do you think our boss can see? if so, im either getting fired, or a raise.
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
Just try to lay there and not be pregnant.
Ya after that i took a dump on a car... We're definitely partying with him again
There is something depressing about eating toast in a dark living room by myself using a paper plate that says: "Let's Party!"
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
I promise it'll work. Just go there and keep the lights off and keep saying blaowww. She'll think your me.
As far as drugs go, alcohol has all the elegance and precision of hitting yourself in the head with a hammer.
He recreated the night that started all my mothers days. We shared a joint, drank Boones Farm, and dry humped to the Beastie Boys. Then I cried over MCA's death. Best. Gift. Ever.
We watched game of thrones, broke up and I drove away blasting ridin solo while he dougied
She told me she loved my new hairstyle. I told her its called head head.
Let's be honest, I am pretty sketchy looking.
at one point while they were drilling into my jaw I just remember thinking "will I ever be able to suck dick again"
Btw, you owe me. One (1) orgasm.
My boobs are too perky to pay that much for a car
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