Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
i find it simply astounding you spelled drunken wrong but pterodactyl right
her name was charlotte except you kept calling her chatroulette and yelling at her to show you her boobs
the doctor brought back painful memories by lecturing me about your teeth marks that are still on my dick.
I've started grabbing my boobs in front of my lesbian philosophy professor so she'll give me a better grade. It's working...
no one could get around him on the stairs cause he surrounded himself with all the empties he could find, he said he was building a fort. then he passed out on them.
Girl on the bus just slammed her book shut, turned to me and said "I'm way to fucking high to be studying"
It wasn't until I took a shit, that I remembered that you assholes started spiking my shots with tobasco when I wasn't looking last night. Dicks.
I'm not so good at organized events that don't revolve around whiskey or playgrounds.
There are some things you can ever unsee. And walking in on your dad jerking off is one of those things.
I got a 5 dollar bill, 1 condom, and no alcohol. I get payed on Thursday. Let's do this shit.
HE MIGHT HAVE YOUR BUTTHOLE, BUT HE CANT HAVE YOUR HEART. THATS MINE.
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
You are now at the point where people no longer question whether or not you might be on drugs. They now know for certain that you are
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