Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
Ah shit... I sleep-ate chocolate pudding again.
She scratched my sunburn during sex. I didn't know whether to cry or cum
Fantastic. I'm pretty cold, tired, dirty, and hungry, but that comes with an adventurous weekend. Who needs a wallet or keys anyway? I could totally be homeless.
Whoever owns the butter that i always steal out of the office fridge definitely put THC butter in there this time. Shit just got real.
I think my Halloween costume this year will be made entirely of pillows and I'll be Marshmellow girl or Kirby. That way I'm comfortable, warm, and if I fall over drunk I'm safe.
Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
did you know gatorade and rum go really good together
Are you doing depressed science again
maybe
My memory of last night is a delicious blur of tits, ass, and alcohol.
Maybe I'm not hungover. Maybe I'm actually dying.
NO FUCKING RANDOMS IN AN ALLEY
Found a trail of Taco Bell hot sauce packets through the garage to our back door and cheese in my bra. I'll say it was a successful Sunday Funday.
I gave myself a charlie horse masturbating this morning. I feel like that really set the tone for the day.
Omfg 7 hour sex session who am I?
PS: I think I'm in love
Ability to walk tomorrow tbd
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