There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
He was going nice and slow, then he yelled " BOONNEESTOORRMM!!!!!". I can't walk straight.
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We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
Woke up in a wet suit with my junk cut out. In a strange apartment. Just found thing biggest bong u have ever seen. WHERE ARE YOU?!?!?!
his teacher called to say he gave a girl on the playground a rock to touch his penis. proudest moment of my fatherhood
The bond between me and cheese is something no man can understand.
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When you say shenanigans does that mean I should bring birth control?
Before getting out of the car, she said "Thanks for getting me off." I like how polite she is.
He left stubble rash on my thighs and cooked me bacon before 9am. I need to lock this down STAT
Status: mom bitching about grandma not shutting the fuck up, while not shutting the fuck up. Dear Jesus give me strength or more bourbon.
I'll give you a blowjob in a Santa hat if it will put you in the Christmas spirit
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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