Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
I was born in the year of the cock... How fitting.
The police scanner is talking about you again....
yeah except there is a correlation between drinking moonshine and going blind, which kind of concerns me
she called for a booty call so i sent mike as my stunt double
i was just offered a 40 day sex challenge. prepare for the best 40 days of your life.
oh. my. god. yes.
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
I can't even type what I drank. I'll throw up
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
Its like her house is inhabited by 50 year old lesbian water color artists with a throw pillow fetish
I just used a thesaurus to write a sext...
Just once I'd like to go out and not have to tell you to put your pants back on.
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
Just realized that my booty calls are vastly ranging in penis sizes.
Randomize
