ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
just survived the first fart of the relationship.
There is somethin about your sexuality that makes my dick do jumping jacks when I see you
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
Yeah, I just met her and we got arrested together. I think it was a good bonding experience.
i feel this will be the best possible way to start a friendship. By breaking into his house.
I knew we would be good together when you made me lick jameson off your boob while you screamed along with racks on racks
Cause I came home. Im covered in green marker and jack daniels. Theres a taco and the words "we went to Mexico" on my wrist. Im a walking abomination.
i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
I vaguely remember stopping for a bag of bugles and some lube and then I woke up this morning with melted chocolate on my hands. I think I love him
Go for gold. Two birds with one vag.
Nursing home in NJ just got busted for prostitution and drugs...dropping off my deposit tomorrow
Dude he's moving to fucking Germany now. What is it about your vagina that makes men want to flee the continent?
Taylor Swift needs more songs about threesomes. I'm not sure she gets me anymore.
Uhh I just had to break up with a guy who I didn't even know I was dating...
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