So when jo picked me up from the bar I kept apologizing and kept telling her "I'm just a wittle donut"
Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
you looked at me, pointed to a car and silently said "the elephant parks here".
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I will forever be haunted by the image of you hurrying to finish your Jimmy Johns sandwich in the Taco Bell drive thru so you could proceed to order $17 dollars worth of shitty Mexican food.
U know that drunk state, where at 930 the next morning your sitting in a bath in ur bathing suit trying to sober up...yeah. That's where i am..
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
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I woke up to her screaming at the various pictures of nutsacks she found on her camera
And apparently I was the one that started the drunken make out session that broke the window
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I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
Got drunk and passed out flintstone vitamins to everyone at the bar. I'm just so god damn motherly
Try eating a sub blackout with your uncle. It's not easy ok
He seduced me by making me nachos. It worked.
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
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