chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
Just so you know, the bottle of red gatorade is NOT GATORADE. It is definitely someone's puke. I hope nobody else makes the same mistake I did.
you made me "pop lock and drop it" as a sobriety test last night..
all I remember is repeatedly winking at the fire marshall while he was counting the people in the bar
Omg considering I am covered in cake and probably cocaine that is the greatest news I have ever heard
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
You're on Grindr at the STD clinic. I love you.
So. How about you can get tequila certified...
Worst case scenario, I put a giant cork in your vagina so you don't give birth before my birthday
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.. I just figured you were drunk and needed somewhere to crash, but your no where to be found. I'll I have is this corn dog. call me when you get this. I'm worried! --mom
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
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