About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
after last night, i judge her for not breaking up with me
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
I dont know, my roommate got arrested but I'm gunna get some tacos no matter what
You spent most of the night crying and throwing leftover meatballs at the neighbors dogs
I tried to say goodbye but you were hugging a trash can and I wasn't sure if you had clothes on
I'll check it out in the morning. Tonight has been reserved for getting baked and covering myself in kittens because THAT IS AN OPTION.
I cried over the lack of milkshakes I've consumed in the last month
You got me 4 pizzas and i just saw this. I'm too drunk for this shit. I just yelled "4 pizzas holy shit!" At the pizza dude
I literally just told you I found out I masturbate in my sleep. I think we can be snapchat friends again
Im pretty sure I didnt bang him becasue I woke up at 6am to him jerking off with a fleshlight right next to me in bed ... He made himself cum and was moaning my name ... MOST AKWARD EXPIERENCE OF MY LIFE
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
Dude 4th of July week was our like 5th anniversary of you sending me dick pics ❤️
I just remembered something from last night. check your closet.
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