This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
Apparently faking a threesome isn't as much fun as you'd think
Somebody spraypainted a transformers head on a transformer box..my life is complete
We're making herpes jokes very loudly and hoping she notices.
There's a black statue of liberty dancing on the side of the road. Please hold while I join him.
Um please remind me to tell you what happened tonight. It involves wine, pain killers and firing a handgun in our apartment. Legit might be hiding from the cops this weekend.
I am in his childhood bedroom and I feel like his trophies are applauding me and his stuffed bunny is disgusted with me. Did you know he was a mathlete?
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
Getting your clit pierced is not something you want to trust to a crazy girl with an ice cube, some vodka, and a sewing needle. Trust me. I learned that the hard way.
I climbed up on the tank of the toilet so I could take a slo-mo vid of myself pissing into the garbage can, but the base of the toilet shattered and I had to bail.
Let's put it this way. Mom is bringing me a new shirt and I smell like lube.
First contact since we had sex and it's to get my HBO password. I sure pick winners huh
my mom just came into my room and handed me a news paper article about women on the verge of a drinking problem... i can already tell its not about to be sunday funday
only 3 drinks in and he showed me his fursuit, please come pick me up
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