Do I give off a "I have a sex tape" vibe???
so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
A guy at the bar bought me a jag bomb because I'm the chick that frosts his donuts at KT. Never have I been more proud of being a failure at life.
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
I cant believe she fell for the mistletoe belt AGAIN.
Washing vom off hardwood, so much easier than carpet. Thank you adulthood!
The last bar we left there was a sausage stand right outside and I apparently felt bad those guys were working that late, so I bought a $9 sausage, gave it to some drunk kid and said "I support local businesses!!" I'd say I've done my civic duty.
The last text I sent him was about nachos. Frankly, if he can't respond positively to that he can fuck off...
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
mom had to come pick me up from the hotel. I crawled to her car. She told me the entire way home if I puked in it I was going to lick it up. Like high school all over again...
I just put on underwear fresh outta the dryer and it's like tiny Angels are giving them warm supportive hugs all over
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
He finally left. I didn't introduce him to the roommate. The sex is bad. I don't want him to feel welcome
I don't know. Seeing the vagina stretched out beyond normal proportions is like watching your favorite superhero die.
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