I just had to explain to my father, how having two screens plugged into my computer doesn't use more internet.
I never thought that I'd ever use the phrase "and the resulting ice cream explosion" seriously at work...
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
He made me write my name on his wall in crayon so he'd be able to remember it in the morning
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
Yeah, the email that I was sending to get an Escort for the weekend, copied and pasted to my boss, that should be interesting conversation, when I come back from Christmas vacation break.
He's like a Lana del Rey song that took human form
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
My brother is chasing tequila with vodka. Not sure how it will turn out, but I like his style.
Just tried to do a line with a snorkel I cut off... that is how my Aruba trip is going!
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
THE SUN DOESNT SET TIL 647 YAAAAASSSSSSSSSS. Goodbye seasonal depression hello regular depression
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