There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
Our hot neighbor just came over and asked for a toilet plunger...not so hot anymore
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
His apartment number was 69. I had to.
apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
and then he started using my ass as a stressball
You have to stop getting hammered and preaching about that mission trip to Haiti.
I'm so bored right now i'm literally Googleing all the possible ways to get high with household items as my mom is sitting in front of me..
I wish there was an emoji to express our Eskimo Brothership
Dude, I'm thinking today is Single as Fuck Friday because that's how I'm feeling
What do I do with all this pork broth? I can't waste it.
CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG
Apparently I’m a terrible influence when alcohol is involved
If u could sum last night up in one word?
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