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Babe...You're really smothering me right now
an unopened bag of salt and vinegar chips... probably the best thing I've ever found in my room while high.
until he told me my vag was like a juicy apple and he loved eating it, yes, i really did think we were both sober.
Is it sad that i just saw my moms thumb on the table & i instinctively put mine down cuz i thought she was thumbmaster?
I've been on this train for an hour and this women has been on the phone and all she's said is "guuurrrrrlllll, gurl, gurl." I may commit suicide.
Also, beer. Big fan.
Just peed out a window, not entirely sure it's open. Can't tell. I'll find out in the morning.
Just told my shrink " this was a year for whoring around"
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
Nothing like being naked and confused and clutching a scented candle...at least I woke up in my own bed though.
No we didn't fuck. He picked me up I asked where we were going and he said "I don't know if you've ever heard of a little place called Denny's?" He was completely serious. I told him to stop the car and I got out and called Jack.
My professor just told my lab he could drive us around town in his 1991 Lincoln towncar limo for our bar crawl. This just keeps getting better!
My theme for the night was drink diego drink! Unfortunately Dora was not there to navigate me to the bathroom
just caught myself putting beer in the oven and pizza in the fridge. i should be a trainwreck by tonight.
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