Bea Arthur died yesterday
You shut your stupid mouth
Betty White is next, I just know it.
Betty White will never die! She's like Dick Clark. Rue McCalahan is next.
I heard you aren't going to graduate...that suck sorry bro
I heard your girlfriend is trying to spread swine flu because she wants to wear one of those masks to cover up her broke ass teeth
the party we crashed was not a party. the party we crashed was jens grandads funeral.
hot ketchup is not a substitute for marinara
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
you humped every kiosk in the store. then you asked for an application.
I am not saying a eulogy for your vibrator.
So we reenacted men's olympic skeet shooting using roman candles and flattened beer cans. That's all
Seriously, I am going to crawl in a hole, sew my vagina shut, and spit acid on any man that comes near me.
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
i was in burrito mode and too drunk to move. no fucks were given. none.
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
I wish our county sheriff had a comment section for their mugshots.
I've had your balls on my face a bunch of times so the least you could do is buy a girl some dinner.
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