not my fault. i got her to believe he wrote an oasis song. he still managed to find a way to make sure no girl ever gets near his penis.
The freshman came home at 9 this morning with one heel, no pants, and a strangers sweatshirt covered in tequila-scented vomit. I think we're done corrupting her for a while.
I've never had a better reason to do blow of a Pittsburgh strippers ass than to try and keep pace with my dad.
The nurse gave me a funny look when I said I thought I have an std in my throat. Bet she only does it missionary too
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
I took in his dog. My exboyfriend still calls me for 2 things, blow jobs and animal rescue. I need to end this cycle
I realized last night, I never talk dirty in German during sex. How much wasted potential is that?
Get the cougar, get the cougar, get the cougar. Act like an injured baby deer. She will either eat you alive or nurse you back to health either way its still sex.
I'm sorry but if you can't drink a bottle of wine without a glass, I do not think we can be friends.
Wrong. I really wanted to see the movie. And she was on top of me like she was riding a mechanical bull. Who am I to complain? I live to serve.
I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
you made cordon bleu at 4am and declared you were Marshall Stewart
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
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