Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
i woke up with a shirt on. the kids in my daycare group had a lot of questions when i took off my shirt at the pool to reveal "property of brittany" written on my chest and an arrow pointing to my dick.
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
Just jerked off to Cameron Diaz in "My Sister's Keeper". New low.
we decided it was best to cut you off after we caught you trying to "baptize" my cat in the jungle juice
In your drunken brilliance did you make bagel with what appears to be mac and cheese smeared on top and pink icing dip? Because if so it is sitting on the counter
There's a fried egg and an empty bottle of reddiwhip in the parking lot. Did you have fun last night?
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
the dj asked me quote "are you sure you're sober enough to do this?" And I grabbed the mic from him and said "ill fucking show you sober- HIT IT". I also dropped the mic at the end so he had to come around and pick it up
Shania Twain would have been proud
And my coffee table looks like something out of Scarface
this night just went from meh to biblical thanks to drunk naked yahtzee
so dehydrated I couldn't fill the pee cup to the right line for my drug test for school. I was like sorry it was my birthday yesterday
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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