I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
WTF YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?
Oh yeah that.
He did a double fist pump when he discovered the Magnums fit and skipped back towards the bed.
sorry I didn't call you. I had your number saved as "girl that offered bj but didn't follow thru".
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
I woke up to a hotel manager knocking on my car ( window was down) and asking if I was ok
The guy at the ER said it was the first time he's given stitches for a funneling accident. Then he seemed upset that I took pride in that...
So, Cheetos don't microwave great.
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
I think I need to start sobriety testing my Tinder dates.
My vagina is no longer accepting new clients.
I forgot to respond before, I was apologizing for confusing sex with secret Santa.
Bring shot glasses to the final. Don't ask questions.
I'm her ex, so unless you're interested in her massive moral failings and open season vagina, I'm not your guy.
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
Randomize
