You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
I wanted to google "huge banana" but I'm pretty sure all I'd get is dick pictures.
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
ever had your bank call you to verify the 4 seperate bar transactions from the night before? I have
its preseason football. its like non alcoholic beer. who gives a fuck
I just had someone I don't even know on Facebook message me saying it seems like I drink too much and should slow down.
she was drinking until 3, woke up at 7, shouted 'I'M STILL DRUNK" and went out for a jog in her thong
I puked in my fridge last night while I was trying to get water
I let him watch sportscenter while we fucked. How did he repay me? I'm now missing class to get a shot in the ass for the clap. You and I are getting wasted and keying someone's car this weekend.
i woke up in his neighbors pool house. Not sure how I got here but there is people swimming outside. how do I escape?
just fucking run.
Drunk enough that you donated $50 to taco bell, because they serve a great purpose.
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
Dude chill patience is a virtue.
WHY DOES PATIENCE HAVE TO BE A VIRTUE, WHY CAN'T HURRY THE FUCK UP BE A VIRTUE?
My vagina likes him more than I do, but I’m going to follow her lead and see what happens
Randomize
