these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
Twist it, pull it, flick it... Bop it was like the first time I touched myself.
i just walked with a girl who was carrying a chair down the street. apparently she got mad at the bartender and took the bar stool when she left.
My vagina is so ashamed right now. It won't even look at me.
I had fun last night. We should have sex less often.
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
but he used his one phone call to call mom and wish her happy mothers day, that's gotta count for somethin
Just abandoned him for a bowl of soup and the living room floor...hope the window replacement guys don't get a show..I miss you!
This girl caught me staring at the cat but stroking the computer because it was closer, which is why I hate blunts.
Taking shots of gin by myself out of TMNT glasses and chasing with bites of chocolate cake. AMERICA.
You just kept screaming "PLEASE YELL CORNDOG AT HIM. PLEASE. CORNDOG."
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
Your poor dick will look at you and scowl for all the abuse he's going to take this week.
The way I see it, there's 2 types of friends. Those you should do drugs with, and those you really,really shouldn't.
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
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