That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
My grandmass entire neighborhood is over for dessert and i'm high as fuck...about to make a couple of freshman boys real uncomfortable
Freshman in high school? Just your type
This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
From now on, just let me go home. I'm tired of hooking up with your roommates... Including you.
all nice guys are gay and all hot ones are assholes
You're fat. Stop making excuses
I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.
The really sad thing is that I actually practiced crawling in my room yesterday in preparation for today
We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
I dislocated my rib eating pizza. I think I am broken.
Can I bring home a duck? Dead serious
Fastest way to get judgmental looks on a Sunday morning: wear sunglasses inside carrying a case of beer and thin mints at the grocery store. May or may not have ran into the glass door.
Gotta love Minnesota
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
Don't worry my mom is buying me a vasectomy for Christmas
He finally left. I didn't introduce him to the roommate. The sex is bad. I don't want him to feel welcome
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