i just found five singles in my underwear?! im suspicious but delighted none the less
He threw a goldfish cracker into my toilet and then proceeded to laugh for 32 minutes. I timed it.
I can't try on my wedding dress because someone is trying to commit suicide in the store. Is this a sign?
So hungover. Sitting in class about to puke during this ladys flute performance. Not sure why were having a flute concert in biology
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why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
Had the longest conversation today with a potentially homeless cuban woman about mind control.
Were you drinking last night?
Because typically I don't associate the phrase 'Go sleepy time' with sobriety.
Oh you know..Chillin with your dad.
With a fannypack full of drugs.
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LET US USE OUR GENITALS TO CELEBRATE THIS VICTORY
I need to start using my boobs for good instead of weed. Although really they're kind of the same thing
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
Would it be weird if i sent him a "happy fuckiversary" text?
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
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