chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
When he came he kept saying "oh god oh god" and he sounded just like his dad. awkward...
I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
I just saw at least a dozen senior citizens on roller blades. way to drunk for this.
My mom just asked me if I was gay in front of my gf
Just got cockblocked by coyotes. This would happen to me.
Lets just fuck. We'll decide if it was makeup or breakup sex after.
You rubbing siracha on a cat with your feet is the opposite of what I want.
Everything smells like blood and olive oil.
Okay I take that back some girl just said pussy sweat. Get me outta here
Kriste-san. Brian-sensai going to sleepy times acturry. Kriste-grasshopper will spend fun-fun times with Brian-sensai and glorious redbox movie tomorrow yes?
Most creative movie date proposition... ever.
Either I think of sex like a man, or all the men in Vegas are women.
Hi please disregard the last text and if you'd like our entire interaction
Done
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
Have you ever gotten such awesome underwear you wish you didnt have to wear pants?
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