We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
I miss Bob Barker.
Yeah, more like Douche Carey...
it wouldnt have been so bad but she still had the cowboy hat on when my mom walked in
I had to put my glasses on last night to watch porn. SO getting lasik with my tax returns this year.
sorry I didn't call you. I had your number saved as "girl that offered bj but didn't follow thru".
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
They reenacted the scene from the lion king where mufasa talked to simba from the clouds. As high as they were they got it word for word. There has to be an award for that.
Luke did at least 8 shots of pure mayonnaise last night. I am not sure if that is better or worse than my 2 cement mixers?
he said he wished i had balls so he could kick me in them. then we had sex obviously
Plan: drunk dancing. Reality: drunk almost getting in fights with people that could beat me into the ground.
Just ran into her dad at the strip club. He bought me a dance. I think i found a winner.
The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.
2014 decided to stick it to me one last time. Right up the ass.
The Dick I got last night was so phenomenal that I had to take a fucking personal day today.
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