Fuck. sleeping in my sisters room again I heard zombie noises outside my window
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
He stole her cigarettes and walked 15 miles just so he wouldn't have to wake up next to her. God I love being a lesbian.
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
its official. the only way for my hair to look good is to blow somebody
Dude she gave you head while I was in the closet, we've passed the "awkward" phase.
Obviously a higher power wants us to be sunday drunk together
pretty sure I just came the closest to throwing up in my pants that I'm ever gonna get. I'd like to thank the academy and the hangover thatt I hope actually kills me in the morning.
I can never go back to Jacksonville. We think I may have punched a child in the face while on acid...
Put some vodka in it
Its 7am
put some vodka in it
Have you ever just woke up in the morning and felt pregnant
We're going to get naked and build a fort instead. HAPPY NEW YEAR!
just had an allergic reaction to my dildo. My life is ruined.
He literally asked permission to hit on me
There’s so much sex at the hospital I’m beginning to think scrubs were invented to make duty booty easier
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