hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
He's like the houdini of condoms. I never even realized he put one on before we fucked. he's magical.
I ate the snowman's head. That is not a drug euphemism.
Sorry about bonging beers with your mom but in all fairness you were late...
Just because its your birthday does not mean u can play quarters by dropping quarters into cups to make me drink.
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
the outcome of this sandwich determines whether or not i do anything else with my day..
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
Leave it to me to sleep w a guy who gets poison ivy on his dick
He stopped mid thrust ... To check snap chat .. From his roomie
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
he broke off the kiss to ask "can I grab your boob?" like props for asking for clear and concise consent but there HAS to be a sexier way to do it
I'd rather plunge my eyes out than acknowledge being related to either of my brothers
Tbh I’m not a vibrator enthusiast
But I am godly
Do you think he will let me wear my neck fan while he throws my back out?
Please shut the fuck up.
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