If you really hate me that much, you need to stop letting me put my penis inside of you. It sends the wrong message.
She said she's saving anal for marriage cuz she has to save something for her husband...seriously just caught myself lookin at rings.
There is nothing like getting stoned and spying on people with binoculars
Is it possible to have pulled a muscle in my neck from passing out with my head in a bucket?
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There appears to be a lake on my nightstand. As usual, I should not be considered a suspect. Together, we will find out who did this.
Idk I somehow continue to get laid by pulling my dick out and reciting the 3 world country orphan kid commercials
i have a raging boner for Saturday, day drinking is one of my top favorite things right next to alligator wrestling and blowing shit up
why does CNN give a flying $@*# about the royal baby so, so much?
i hope they name him Joffrey
Gonna play a drinking game called drink til I feel my emotions. The things I do so I can be a therapist
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I tell you, MacGyver never had to put up with people shitting themselves while he worked...
Well its all fun and games until you get naked with your ex in the shower. that's NOT flirting
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
Holy shit, we're married as fuck.
He told me he loved me and I told him I shit myself
BRIAN AND ANTHONY SPOON FED MY BROTHER MACARONI AND CHEESE WHILE HE WAS FUCKING ZARA. THEY WENT TO HIGHFIVE HIM AND ZARA WAS LIKE "WOO!" AND HIGHFIVED THEM FIRST
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