honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
ugh, i have officially sinned in all of my cute clothes. i can't even wear any of them without feeling regret.
when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
i'm going to be one of those im-wearing-a-shirt-as-a-dress girls today. dont make fun of me, i need laid
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i'm at a party where swedish girls are dumping laundry detergent on each other because it glows in blacklight. this is awesome
maybe you should start leaving anonymous bottles of booze on his doorstep with love notes attatched. that always gets me.
Eating meat and looking at porn while roommate is at church for Ash Wednesday. Win.
so there is either a lot of blood or a lot of wine in the shower....
My dream of liquor pitchers came true
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Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
Can we make a pact that if we're 40 and still sluts that aren't married we can get civil unioned the fuck up and raise an asian baby as our own?
I just got my beard fondled by a drunk chick outside the venue. I feel slightly violated. And I think her boyfriend wanted to fight me.
The holidays are too long. I always run out of adderall before I run out of family. you got any left?
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
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