After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
im going to have to ask you to stop vomiting stars, rainbows, and butterflies all over your facebook statuses...
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My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
I've come to notice a late period isn't as exciting when you have no reason to worry
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
Just saw a guy walking down the street carrying a giant inflatable penis
Just arrived at our party
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Maybe I'm a robot.
You can't be that drunk already
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
Evvvvvveryone knows we hooked up in the DJ booth. People call it the BJ booth now. I've created a legacy
I took a sleeping pill while he was in the bathroom. Time for a game of how long can we bang before I fall asleep.
You are both horrible and amazing
No, you made a silk sheet toga and held up a dildo calling yourself "The Statue of Puberty". People made pilgrimages from the other party down the block to see you.
How drunk is too drunk to be on an airplane?
Randomize