She actually said during sex "the only thing that would make this more perfect is if we were listening to Lenny Kravitz"
So, obviously, you had to give a fake number this morning.
Yes. Also, we may never be able to go back to that bar again.
She was lying in bed moaning while eating a Snickers and masturbating.
after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
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No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
this dude just took some girl under your house for half an hour. you may have helped a 17 year old fuck on the beach for the first time. congrats.
Gave the kid in the wheelchair at the bus stop a beer and proceede to lift him on the bus. porch drinking brings out the best in everyone
She was pretty drunk. It was like watching a puppy explore the world for the first time.
i wish you were under my bed. you sexy russian fur trapper.
please. text the right number. youve been sending me these all night.
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Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
We can do this. We've been drunk at a gay bar, we will not be taken down by a Tuesday.
So we just accidentally broke into a building from the third floor while carrying shovels. The security guards are still very confused
it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
Three times. Three times I left home yesterday in search for sex, and three times I returned un-orgasmed.
So how do I tell him I've been sleeping with his wife too?
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