...so i touched it.
my mkouth tastes houw teh zoo smelllls
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
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so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
Not even the dog will look at me anymore.
btw when he was trying to sleep i was apparently poking him in the face w my 'flipper' slurring random manatee facts
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
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You climbed into the Suite next to us at the game so you could steal the half eaten hot dog someone had left on the table. That high.
St Patricks day needs to be raged like youve never raged before. Like youre in the desert and it starts raining beer. Like it's the day the announced the 21st amendment (which is the one that ended prohibition)
There should be a promo code on the Papa Johns website for "I have no moneys but if you send a cute delivery guy I will pay him in blow jobs."
I fucked my ex boyfriend to get shrooms for you guys
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
The difference between 22 and 28 is bigger than I realised. I had the urge to put on Spongebob and give him a cookie.
dont go in the freezer to fetch your weed. my vibrator may or may not be in there. not sayin, just sayin
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