is this the only place in the world where you can get shot on one side of town, and have to stop for cows crossing the street on the other side?
Speaking of school, I've done the math and I get laid about 10 times more often than I did before I got my law degree. $100,000 well spent.
my dad just walked in on my jacking off and all he had to say was "I thought you were bigger than that".... thanks dad.
Well if I am having twins, at least I'll finally have 2 kids by the same father.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i woke up next to a ladle and a packet of chocolate biscuits that my face had melted into one giant biscuit.
Women are fucking wierd. I have forgotten this. Divorce papers should come with a handbook.
Ginormous penis in the breeze, cumming champagne showers into your eye
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
Dude it was bad... like you fell asleep around the toilet after drinking from the back tank bad.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Hahahaha who is sleeping in the garage on our beer pong table?
I'm wearing too many socks to be ok with this.
There's no way I'm ready for marriage. I have too many pics of other guys' junk on my phone for an eternal commitment right now.
only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
Life lesson: if a hot naked girl tells you to spit on something, you spit on it. No questions.
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
Randomize