Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
Down at cameli's and some homeless dude just pulled out a taser. Awesome.
look out your window.... he's holding his iphone up like a boombox playing you beach boys
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
Any coincidence your getting married tomorrow and it's the most predicted day for the rapture? Just saying
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
God I hope the gutter I die in is nice. You know, for a gutter.
He burnt his arm on the grill, then turned around and started blaming it on the burger buns...I think it's safe to say he's drunk.
i know i saw many looks of jealousy when i walked solo into subway carrying a cheesy gordida crunch after taco bell closing hours
I'm sure for most of the people, it was the one and only miracle they will see
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
My boss brought her husband's telescope to work, so all of us that work in the MMJ Dispensary got high and had an impromptu Blood Moon viewing party. I love my job.
I SWEAR TO GOD IF SHE FUCKS WITH OUR GOLD GENE POOL
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
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