watching a tv show about cocaine.. just explained to my mom why the test monkey chose coke over food
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
He told me he wanted to break up so he could get "closer to God."
Does God suck his dick?
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
I think I may have appendicitis, but the house is like two blocks from the hospital so I'm just gonna go and drink anyway.
I was carrying him baywatch style into my place because he passed out.
i just remember explaining why my socks were better than everyone elses.
I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
bitch i am allowed to be rude i just fought cold hard porcelain with my face
Tried to shave my legs but the rug burn on my knees from last night got in the way.
I need to go home for the safety of everyone in a 10 mile radius, especially me
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
If I get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to celebrate. If I don't get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to forget. Win-Win
I went to a swingers party and came home with a boyfriend. I love my life.
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