omg, I know. It's so embarrassing that we've both had his penis in parts of our bodies
Hey a mouth doesn't really count. A vagina counts more.
The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
Saw someone get laid in the bathroom no one was wearing shoes and I had a parrot on my shoulder...I never want to leave this bar
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
He looks like he got hit by a weed-eater with chlamydia
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
Please warn me if you ever end up in porn, cause I don't want to stumble across that on accident, okay?
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
You asked for his ID and then said "I am like a bouncer but for my vagina."
Just got thrown out of the club for making condom water balloons. I'm not ashamed.
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
All I could think about was how many vaginas had been on the toliet that I was pukin in
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
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