well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
I'm gonna keep this simple. I threw up in your pillow case. Sorry.
i was about to cum until he started doing shrek impressions.
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
I couldn't drown my sorrows in an ocean of jack daniels. They may have scuba gear.
Dad was on the deck drinking straight bourbon. He stopped, puked on his feet, and then continued drinking and talking about compound interest.
Somehow he made it really romantic
He came on your tits... That doesn't scream romance to me.
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
Hey, I'm renting a storage locker for the summer to keep all my bondage shit in so my parents don't see it. You wanna split on it for your all your weed shit?
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
If my dick was big enough to fuck the eye of a hurricane, I would.
my ex finally blocked me on all social media and tbh I'm only pissed because his roomate just got a puppy
I hope every time you eat hashbrowns you think about me, the awesome sex we had and how great we could have been.
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
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