Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
i just passed a truck with a bumper sticker saying "i'd rather be cummin than strokin." god bless the midwest.
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
well now i know if i ever need to drive puke and talk on the phone at the same time i can
Dude. The walls are totally staring at me right now. I told you this was a bad idea.
Goats are brash and offensive and cocky animals
Are you high and at a petting zoo again?
I'm pretty sure this city writes new vice laws specifically because of us.
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
Guess who was PASSED OUT ON A BMW. I shit you not
Stop it right now
This time face forward
Literally too hungover to clean. I'll get the frosting off the table tomorrow, ok?
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
Angels sing when his face is between my thighs. I came 3 times before he even came up for air.
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