i'm using a wine bottle as a spitter. how classy is that.
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
I just sneezed cum. He better have a damn good day at work.
me and my mom are sitting in the bank parking lot drying my beer soaked check with the heat... the whole car smells like heinekin and I'm trying to convince her I don't need a.a.
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
To tired for the bar. Came home and drank wine out of the bottle. Kind of don't want to know what that says about my life.
Btw: some husbands are not impressed by me trying to snap photos of their wives camel toe.
You told the cashier at McDonald's not to smell the ones cause you had just got back from the strip club. Good deed.
Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
Bourbon is too strong for my cat, he does not want to drink it
If there's anything else you're planning on stealing from me, please let me know so I can set it on fire
The car smells like weed is an understatement.
so idk what that means but now because of me he has a police file as breaking into my apartment and sleeping in my hallway under the carpet
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