FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
It's like split custody, only he's not a kid and they have sex with him.
I'm stuck on the dance floor between two fat people. I don't think they feel my existence. Please help.
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
Dude. Where are you? I'm making waffles in the waffle iron. It's beautiful.
it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
The last thing I searched on my phone was "leave in conditioner on cats." This is where my life is.
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
I have a 30 minute video visit blind date tonight with a guy in prison. And it's costing me $9. ROCK... BOTTOM...
It's 5AM and I just stirred weed butter into ramen noodles. This is not where I expected to be at 30. ...But, hey, getting high off noodles.
Oh my god if I have to go on fetlife to find a guy who will fuck me right around here, I'm going to scream.
We both knew it was over when I took a u turn at her belly button.
It's slightly odd going to a booty call during morning rush hour with everyone else going to work.
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