brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
Cumming on a girls face is guy code for you're not wife material.
So you think it's my fault? I didn't give you the 10 shots you took nor make you eat the brownies we made... btw, i found your engagement ring, it was in the last brownie you wouldn't let me have while dragging me to my room.
Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
Brandon just showed up at my place with a florida state cheerleader he met in vegas durin spring break. His life is a fucking movie
But college guys get to crossfade so there's that
No idea what that is
Like getting bent? When you drink and smoke together...
I'm 30 stop using your cool kids words
So I woke up with a terribly bandaged finger an then discovered a pot of bloody onions on the stove.....who the fuck decided it was a good idea for me to try and cook
That was the second worst thing to happen to my asshole.
AND I HAVE A NICE COCK! A STRIPPER TOLD ME SO IT MUST BE TRUE!
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
Not sure what happened last night, but I woke up without a shirt on and cereal glued to my boobs...
i am craving dick and cupcakes
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
I feel like I'm in a astronaut outfit like I'm a spaceman & I'm just floating around cause that's all you do in space is float and I'm floating to be in detail
Houston we have a problem
Put my boyfriend in a chastity cage while he was passed out last night. Now I control his orgasms.
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