the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
So instead of cumming in her, I peed in her...
What did she do!?
I didn't tell her...
and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
I told him I had my daily dose of vitamin c so i wouldn't blow him
That reminds me...we need to get swords
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
she found me naked passed out on the toilet and i just kept repeating "i'm like elvis, but not dead."
I knew the night had taken a turn when we showed up and our flabongo was being chilled in the freezer.
screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
He simply fell in the fire, rolled out and continued to finish his bottle of vodka. Everyone else instantly sobered up just watching it.
So on a scale from 1-10 how gross is it that I used mortuary makeup on my own face?
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
Oh you mean the girl that gave me a black eye when I told her I liked her fake eyelashes?
I'm not just straddling the line between love and hate, I'm dry humping the shit out of it
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
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