Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
I don't know who he was, where he came from, or where he went, but he just handed me a bowl of mac and cheese and left. It was good too.
It's like I'm snorkeling in an ocean of tequila.
I don't know what to tell you, usually I would just ask if they'd like to meet the captain. If you can't get laid it's your problem.
What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
Okay. We're coming naked. We need Saran wrap and plastic forks.
Well that's the second time I've broken a lamp during sex this month. Starting to worry I'm some kind of X-man. (this one was a wall sconce and I fully smashed it with my head and it crumbled like it was made of sugar)
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
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