So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
Hey its the Filipino guy from last night. I just wanted to say sorry my friend bled all over your driveway. Great party though.
We were gonna play Truth or Dare but like 10 minutes in we decided to get naked and play Dare or Get the fuck out.
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
Pot head idea of the day: make a maraca out of weed seeds. Or a rain stick? Definitely rain stick.
i thought i should point out that whatever else you can say about me, i've still gotten high with a midget.
Random memory from the wedding, the bartender showed us how to open the windows and piss out of them.
His car is rigged up like the cash cab how am i supposed to not sleep with him
Pictures of drunk me in a bike helmet are like McDonald's collectible toys. There's sooo many, but NO ONE has seen all of them.
I should get him a card "thanks for letting me use you for your penis on and off as I see fit and for being a nice guy. My boobs and I appreciate your loyalty and dedication"
I'd marry him just to keep his penis in the country
Fuck it, if you can't drink cheep beer and whiskey with me, I don't want you.
Dick is the cure to depression. I'm almost positive. And cough syrup.
no offense but you looked like shit yesterday
tequila is unforgiving..
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