She knew it was going down when I had her search for "condoms" in my iPhone Maps.
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
I puked in the AC vent. thing are gonna get ugly come summertime.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
Noooo. We thought it would be funny for him to wake up buried in the sand. But we just remembered about the whole high tide thing and it's dark and it's pretty damn hard to find an unconscious head sticking out of the sand. Just help us out
Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
She passed out on the kitchen table with two mickeys forties duct taped to her hands. Clearly she is going to fit perfectly in your house this semester
and then i signed some dudes back with a turkey hand print in honor of thanksgiving
Defrosting my uncrustable with my laptop...Hungover dinner
yeah im watching him make his speech now. cant take him seriously tho. hes talking about funding for education and all i can think about is how ive seen what he looks like wearing womens underwear...
He's like a Lana del Rey song that took human form
And what in gods fuck were you drinking. It tasted like windex with a mixture of juce
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
Woke up next to a half eaten Philly Cheesesteak. Honestly probably one of the top 3 things I've ever woken up next to.
You do it and I'll burn these mermaid pants so help me God.
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