DUDE. I'm missing my big toenail. My bed has blood all over it. WHAT DID WE DO LAST NIGHT?
I don't know, but I chipped my tooth and I'm wearing different underwear.
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
dude, best porn name ever, "the Hunt for Red Cocktober"
you laugh because clearly you have never had to clean poop out of a tub
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Last night I ate parmesan cheese straight out of the container while watching Chelsea Lately. Look at what happens to me when you leave.
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
I don't know how I'm boarding the plane tomorrow. I have my car registration.
Now one day I will be able to tell my children how a drag queen in a gay bar told mommy that bin laden was dead
Sunday is a myth, I refuse to believe that I waste an entire day unable to function after a night of drinking.
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accidentally stumbled into a construction site at 3am on the way home. The bulldozer was locked so we had to settle for rerouting traffic with all the orange cones...
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
I am the kind of drunk to where i can still drive a golf cart
Stop touching yourself.
Wtf!?!?!?! Did you install a camera???
Swiping left on your brother's Tinder account is possibly the worst way to learn he broke up with his girlfriend.
Why do we always have to be the people who get blamed for animal intoxication incidents?
Randomize