she cant drink. allergic to alcohol.
ewwww. she might as well have a dick.
we're doing shots for every degree below freezing it is outside
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
I just noticed that my shirt smells like coffee after eating out a Barista
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Do you want the really bad news or the bad news? Or do you want it in chronological order?
using blue streamers we found on the bathroom floor was probably not the best substitute for toilet paper.
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
She keeps feeding me drugs. Its like I'm her baby bird or something
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Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
I got you a "sorry you think I'm pregnant" present
Did you cry?
I don't think so. I definitely lost my cool though
Yeah i think jesus would lose his cool in that situation
The perfect man would keep a whisky sour in my hand and give me endless sex. I really don't think that's too much to ask for.
He turned on read receipts specifically so i'd know he was ignoring me.
I just found your "it's drinking time" note in my chem notes. Why did this never happen??
I was waiting for you to find it...I'll be over in 5
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