Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
i just got a Mexican deported. not sure how to feel.
Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
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I feel like royalty, that girl from last night had a vajazzled vag. Bucket list complete.
theres a difference between trying to make someone happy and letting them fuck you in the ass
Well if he truly loves me he will just have to accept my flaws. And that includes a tequila dependency and borderline lesbianism.
will i regret this in the morrning? probably. but every decision is good during happy hour
My cab driver just started a conversation with "Three years ago I pleaded guilty..." Check on me later tonight please.
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last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
You slept on a pillow of digiorno
I got a charlie horse in my ass while masturbating. We are never been going to that boot camp again.
when you come over can you bring tequila and my birth control? Thanks girl!
I’m torn. She’s crazy - like legitimately “Wear your skin as a suit” crazy. But her blow jobs and dirty talk are Pornhub quality!
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